Title: UnknownAnyone Else But You
Artist: UnknownThe Moldy Peaches
Album: UnknownJuno OST
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The Moldy Peaches → Anyone Else But You

Here is the church and here is the steeple,
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don’t see what anyone can see in anyone else but you

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#audio #Juno


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked




very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

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#naps #useful


if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

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Women hear it all the time from men. “You’re overreacting,” we tell them. “Don’t worry about it so much, you’re over-thinking it.” “Don’t be so sensitive.” “Don’t be crazy.” It’s a form of gaslighting — telling women that their feelings are just wrong, that they don’t have the right to feel the way that they do. Minimizing somebody else’s feelings is a way of controlling them. If they no longer trust their own feelings and instincts, they come to rely on someone else to tell them how they’re supposed to feel. —Men really need to stop calling women crazy (via 5000letters)

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#Taylor Swift


"Man is defined as a human being and a woman as a female - whenever she behaves as a human being she is said to imitate the male."

- Simone de Beauvoir, French feminist writer, existentialist philosopher and political activist

More quotes by de Beavoir here | On Wikipedia 

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#quote #Simone de Beauvoir




I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”


it all makes sense now.

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Just because you took longer than others doesn’t mean you failed. —(via mh-1)

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College students can now get microsoft office for free




Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.



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#people from the US